Melamine.

Thanks to China, I am now suffering from kidney stones, along with 53,000 others in their locality. I was reading the newspaper earlier this morning and when I checked out the World section, there was an article about China and their fantastic melamine scandal. Everything I read about melamine was parallel to the findings of my urinalysis test (just as my doctor suspected). Thanks, China. Thanks!

I am sick as hell. Perfect for the finals!

Bye.