Another white flag waving

Okay, so I have a major confession and until you are done reading this post, only the Ps and the B know about this. Here's the thing: you know how people get rid of clothes they no longer want? I experienced that the other way around. Two pairs of pants got rid of me last week. The zipper and white button gave up. Yesterday, the zipper of my shorts frickin' quit on me, too. I was preparing to go to Trinoma yesterday when the bitch started waving white as if to say, "I have given up on your motherfucking pouch."

I frickin' cried. Two pairs protesting is fine. But three? The mofos were being impolite. They think they were cool like that.

Aaaaah! ICE CREAM.