Doing Statistics... not

We're a good team, Karl and I. And we're creative, too. You know how good conversations always happen over coffee. We haven't started with anything for Stat but we came up with a good number of theories on relationships anyway so, whatever.

We are too proud of our hard work and we want to share it with you guys:

1. Illusionary Theory (SYN. Misinterpretion) - Over/Underanalysis is what best describes this theory - any kind of extreme analysis to the point of selective reasoning to cater to one's self interest (making the situation better for himself or worse for another, whichever the individual prefers). Although this theory usually relates to love, it can also be applied to friendship, family matters, and yeah, fine, academics.
2. Utilitarian Theory - "GAMITAN" which the 'user' may be doing intentionally or unintentionally. The victim,on the other hand, usually just waits for that slap in the face to stop acting like the victim.
3. No Chance In Hell Theory - In other words, "UMASA KA PA." Our only advice? Move the hell on, there's no chance in hell you're getting what you want.
4. Realist Theory - This usually means that the one who has the upper hand in the relationship or "relationship" is too afraid to risk himself/herself. Usually happens to people with big issues. Our take on this? Learn to take that risk. If you don't risk it now, when will you ever? You can't wait for the "right" time. It isn't called a risk for nothing, baby.

This is all we have for now. We rockin' the theory world, Miss Espino.